Types Of Men You Meet In Public Washrooms

(Legal Stuff) I did not think these up, these are not mine. I do not remember where I got this list from, and I do not lay ownership to them.

EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

SOCIABLE: Joins friends in a pee whether he has to or not.

CROSS-EYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

TIMID: Cannot urinate if someone is waiting, flushes urinal as if he has already used it. Comes back later.

INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pees in sink.

CLEVER: No hands on. Shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pees on floor.

WORRIED: Is not sure what he has been in lately, makes quick inspection.

FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up and down urinal, tries to hit fly or bug.

ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pees in pants.

CHILDISH: Looks directly at bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.

SNEAKY: Farts silently while leaking, acts very innocent, knows that man in next stall will be blamed.

PATIENT: Stands very close for a long time waiting, reads paper with free hand.

DESPERATE: Waits a long time, teeth floating, pees in sink.

EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

TOUGH: Bangs dink on side of urinal to drip dry it.

FAT: Has to back up and take a long blind shot at urinal, pees in shoe.

LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pees in pants.

DISGRUNTLED: Stands awhile, gives up, walks away.

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